January arrived, and the days were bleak with diets, rain and the subtle scent of decaying Christmas trees. “What we need,” shouted the people, ‘is a Channel 4 freak show!”
Well, thankfully tonight’s the night that Channel 4 answer the good people of this great land, and their answer looks about as good as it gets.
THE SECRETS OF THE LIVING DOLLS.
Yes, an entire hour devoted to men who dress up in suits made of the sewn-togethers skins of deceased Barbie dolls, then go out on the town like it’s not weird. AND IT IS WEIRD. AND WE LOVE IT.
Channel 4. 10pm. Tonight. Don’t miss it.