The London Underground has long been considered the eighth wonder of the world. There is something truly beautiful about being fired through a dingy subterranean tunnel in a creaky grime-encrusted tube made of tin, is there not?
If you, like many people, have always enjoyed journeying around London inside a tiny tin can made of DANGER, but felt the experience could be enhanced by some nudity, then you sir are IN LUCK.
The London Underground is home to a number of nutcases. A vast number of nutcases. In fact little people know this, but by law every single tube train must contain at least one loopy traveller.