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The Christmas Gift Guide

There isnโ€™t a thing on Earth more utterly unhelpful than the fascist nonsense that is the ‘Christmas Gift Guideโ€™.

Like some sort of festive parasite, the ‘Christmas Gift Guideโ€™ thrives on the abject misery all men experience as soon as they begin their Christmas shopping.

It claims it will make the pain go away, solving all their woes with just a few pages of sweeping generalisations about what their nearest and dearest want. Trouble is, it has never even met them. See, look at the crap it has come up with this year…

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