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Why You Must Never Take The Last Tube Home

Sometimes, when one is off indulging in a noxious beverage at some far-flung public house one loses all track of time. One becomes utterly consumed by the nonsense speak flowing freely from oneโ€™s mouth-hole, so entirely captivated by the bizarre facts pouring forth from the mouth-holes of our companions. And then it happens. The moment of reckoning.

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15 Things You Need to Know About The London Underground

The London Underground has long been considered the eighth wonder of the world. There is something truly beautiful about being fired through a dingy subterranean tunnel in a creaky grime-encrusted tube made of tin, is there not?

 

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6 Reasons Why The Northern Line is the WORST thing on EARTH

A method of transportation so abominable it has been known to spark human rights marches, the Northern Line enables passengers to experience all the emotions one might feel if they had been buried alive – right the way from initial panic to resigned despair (this usually occurs around Bank).

 

Regard! Its FAILINGS:

 

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