The London Underground has long been considered the eighth wonder of the world. There is something truly beautiful about being fired through a dingy subterranean tunnel in a creaky grime-encrusted tube made of tin, is there not?
A method of transportation so abominable it has been known to spark human rights marches, the Northern Line enables passengers to experience all the emotions one might feel if they had been buried alive – right the way from initial panic to resigned despair (this usually occurs around Bank).
Regard! Its FAILINGS:
The London Underground is home to a number of nutcases. A vast number of nutcases. In fact little people know this, but by law every single tube train must contain at least one loopy traveller.